How To be Cool: Skateboarding

My fellow kitten shark, Jason, started this series on how to be cool. I felt it was indeed necessary to branch out with his idea and here I am now to explain how Skateboarding will make you cool.

First off though, you can’t just have any skateboard you buy from Target or Walmart, you need to go out and buy one of those ridiculously expensive ones like Element, Birdhouse, Enjoi, etc. Just google skateboard brands. Being cool isn’t something that comes free. You need that $70 deck and then all of those expensive parts. Which brings me to my next step, you must buy the parts separately. Buying everything all in one will just convince people you don’t know anything about the parts. So either put it all together yourself, or pay someone to do it for you. Paying someone is different than buying it all put together because it shows you have money, which is another way on how to look cool so its basically a two in one package.

Now that you have the skateboard, you need the clothes, which will involve more money. As long as you look like Pac Sun or Zumiez puked on you, your fine.

It doesn’t hurt to know how to skateboard unless you want to be one of those poser, and you can’t be cool if your a poser.

Once thats all set, just hang out at the skatepark from sunrise to sunset with other skateboarders and make sure people see you! Once you rule the skatepark feel free to conquer any public places like parks, parking lots, somebody’s front steps, ANYWHERE. Your cool at this point so you can do whatever the f*ck you want.

If you want to be cool, try out skateboarding.