8:01 PM – Classic #LawandOrder opening!
8:02 PM – Classic Brisco!!! #LawandOrder
8:05 PM – In my #LawandOrder hierarchy, episodes with Abbie Charmichael are the highest. #yay
8:08 PM – Lol “Sports Rage” is the supposed cause of murder in this one. Nice. #LawandOrder
8:09 PM – “He was a great guy; everyone liked him.” Well, obvi not ’cause someone killed him, jackass. #LawandOrder
8:10 PM – Brisco, calm down! The guy was on the pot for 20 minutes because he had the runs! #poop #everyonedoesit #LawandOrder
8:11 PM – Imagine a guy dying where you are a security guard because you left to go get a lottery ticket. You would be a dick. #LawandOrder #lol
8:14 PM – You know what, car commercial? You can just go fuck yourself. #LawandOrder
8:16 PM – #MurderSheWrote reference!!! #LawandOrder
Today I live tweeted episode “The Godfather,” 1993. This episode of the television classic, Matlock, is a tale of two rival families joined in wedlock and a lot of stupid sports competitions that someone doesn’t handle very well as well as an exciting look at another married couple’s problems.
1:06 PM Oh, Ben! You didn’t realize Leanne was inviting ALL THOSE PEOPLE over for a wedding reception! She got you!
1:07 PM “Keep it up, Fred. You’re gonna look all the more stupid when I win the Volunteer Fire Fighter’s Competition this year!”
1:10 PM “You listen to me and you listen good. You don’t take the whole platter. You take ONE cookie. One. Got it?” #Matlock
1:12 PM Did #Matlock just accuse his daughter of beastiality a little bit?
1:13 PM Bachelor party! That’s quite a lot of nudity for 1993 on NBC. #Matlock
1:18 PM Why is Ben’s neighbor wearing a Pittsburgh Pirates hat in Atlanta? #Matlock
1:20 PM “I did not kill Brad; I swear.” And now we’ll spend about 30 minutes finding out who did. Ben always knows by the top of the hour. #Matlock
1:22 PM Girl with an upset stomach + random mention of OBGYN = Mark my words, an unwanted pregnancy! #Matlock
1:22 PM CALLED IT! #Matlock