Susan

Susan

(In her own words!)
The day I became a KITTENSHARK was the happiest day of my life. I bring my ninja champagne skills since I drink well with others. KITTENSHARKS enhance the community with an intensive interdimensional unicorn catch and release program. It is a sad fact of modern day living that unicorns are often injured. That is when the professionals come in. we are in and out like surgeons, catching unicorns with a patented application of Poseidon shark water therapy and intensive kitten therapy. Unicorns are fast healers and can be rereleased into their original dimensions where they Immediately start unicorn leapfrog teams.

Just to mention I am not all sweetness and light since I play roller derby and I was a Teenage Party Twin and a previous member of CuteClub, whose motto was “I can get away with anything because I’m so cute” in my spare time I like. Nintendo, teasing swingers, knitting and couples skating with Charles Manson. I love tall people since they see me from my best angle. I also enjoy Dragqueen Bingo.

Find Susan:

Contact Susan: susan@kittensharks.org