Troy

Troy

Troy is a certified Hero fighting for freedom everywhere– freedom to pee outdoors, to litter, to smoke, to eat paper receipts, whatever you want!  Not only will Troy go out and get you a milkshake if you ask him to, but he will also ask you what flavor you want and make sure that you get the flavor you requested.  If, by some mistake, he brings the wrong milkshake, he will go back and lay waste to the people who made the mistake.  (Troy is never responsible for mistakes because kittensharks don’t make mistakes.)

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Contact Troy: troy@kittensharks.org