The other day while Mr. Jason Bowie and I were on our weekly lunch break to Panera Bread, we parked next to a ginger couple getting into their car. This sight not only made me cringe at the sight of a ginger but question the relationship I just witnessed. The main reason why two gingers shouldn’t date is because their kids will be gingers. Being gingers, they each went through a difficult childhood so why would you set yourself up for your possible offspring to go through the same experience?
I don’t care if they give that kid the best upbringing anybody could ask for, they’re bad parents for having sex, getting pregnant, giving birth, and having their ginger child go through a harsh childhood of never having any friends, being harassed, and possibly wanting to kill itself.
Its common knowledge children who are left out throughout their upbringing from their peers are more likely to commit serious crimes including violence. Bottom line, gingers having babies is just setting up those children to go through the same hard upbringing as them and America’s crime rate will just continue to go up if gingers keep reproducing.