So, tonight we learned that Nikki Martin was eliminated from Food Network Star. If you
know anything about kittensharks, then you know that we are obsessed with Food Network Star. (If you don’t know anything about kittensharks, then you are a jackass.) Kittensharks are traditionally #TeamAlton because, as you know, we are huge fans of Alton Brown. However, through a series of tweets with Nikki Martin, we learned that she is a classy and interesting lady who has some stuff to teach us about grilling food.
Tonight, I was extremely disappointed to see her removed from the running in place of Michelle on Bobby Flay’s team. I think it was a huge mistake in the producers’ decision. Nikki might not be everyone’s idea of “classic” food show host, but she is attractive, interesting and informative. Which is what one ought to want in an informative food show. I don’t eat meat, but I would be interested in some of her tips on grilling vegetables. I don’t know what any of the other contestants would have to say on this subject because they don’t seem to care. I think Nikki does.
I’m going to launch a campaign to get a Nikki Martin Show on Food Network. I think you should join me. Yeah? Do it.
If you are interested in joining, email firstname.lastname@example.org or start tweeting @FoodNetwork that you want a #NikkiMartinShow immediately! Nikki is a classy lady and has a lot to teach us. As a Food Network viewer, that’s what I’m looking for. What about you?